Crossland Haunted School is a haunted house organized by Crossland High School for Halloween in October that's open to the public. When Greg and Rowley were finally old enough to attend, Greg convinced his mom, Susan, to take them too it. At first, Greg was really excited about going to it, but he and Rowley ultimately chickened out, especially once they got to a part called "Chainsaw Alley," where a guy chases you around with fake, plastic chainsaw.
- The Entrance
- Unnamed Jumping Vampire Alley
- Unnamed People Without Head Stop
- Chainsaw Alley
- Its admission fee is $12.