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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw is the 3rd book of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. It was first released on January 13, 2009, and the cover was revealed on May 3, 2008[1]. The book was originally supposed to release January 17, 2009.

The cover depicts Greg panicking in the corner of a room in his underwear, a direct illustration that is seen later in the book.

Main Characters

See minor characters

Synopsis

Let's face it: Greg Heffley will never change his wimpy ways. Somebody just needs to explain that to Greg's father. You see, Frank Heffley thinks he can get his son to toughen up, and he enlists Greg in organized sports and other "manly" endeavors. Of course, Greg is easily able to sidestep his father's efforts to change him. But when Greg's dad threatens to send him to the military academy, Greg realizes he has to shape up... or get shipped out.

Plot

January

Greg catches Frank red-handed while eating snacks

Greg catches Frank eating brownies in the Garage.

The book starts with a new year, and Greg talks about how members of his family are coming up with new year resolutions but aren't able to stick to them and how his brother Rodrick was the only one who didn't make a resolution and how it should've been a long list but didn't. Greg says that Frank has been staying away from sugar as part of his resolution, but it causes him to be cranky, and Greg talks about how he came up with an idea which was wearing his mother's bathrobe. He then talks about how he reckons grown-ups think that you don't deserve anything that is fun for Christmas and how he is getting "lame" gifts and the only thing he got close to a toy was a Laundry Hoop from his Uncle Charlie, but it ended up being a way for Susan to give Greg responsibility for his laundry, thereby being a chore.

Greg and Rowley had gone to the bus stop and found a little piece of paper taped to the street sign saying that the bus route was rezoned and that the kids have to walk to school, and Greg talks about how it is a bad idea to make kids walk to school. Then later, he talks about how his dad hates teenagers and how his dad's archenemy, the trouble-making teenager, Lenwood Heath was sent to Spag Union Military Academy. Then Greg talks about how Manny walks down from his room and joins Greg and Susan watching TV and how he hates that his mom doesn't put Manny back to bed; then, he says that he wasn't allowed to go down at night when he was little because of Dad scaring him with Shel Silverstein. Greg finds one of Manny's books and thought of writing one on his own and selling it to a publisher and get money, so he wrote Wise Up, Mr. Shropsharp!. Later on, Greg then talks about how he is having problems watching TV and how he is trying to use "the Force" to have the remote levitate to him; he talks about how Frank wants him to work out.

One of Greg's classmates Albert Sandy told everyone at lunch about a person that was in Thailand or China who could jump six feet straight up in the air by digging a hole. Greg believed him and thought of digging a hole, but Susan won't let him. He goes over to Rowley's and tells him about it, but Rowley said his parents will ground him if they found the hole. Greg suggested they could cover it up with a sheet, so they will not find out about it, until a long time. The ground was frozen solid, and they hardly made a dent. After digging for a few minutes Greg gave the shovel to Rowley and made him do for extra time to make him think he was a heavy contributor. Greg saw a show on TV about Time Capsules, so Greg and Rowley came up with that idea. However, Rowley wasn't giving anything away, so Greg put in three bucks. Rowley thought he was making a sacrifice, so he also sacrificed some of his gifts into the box. Greg wrote a note saying that he was the one who put the cash in because he thought the money will be worth a lot of money in the future, and the person would travel back in time and reward Greg. Greg found that the bathrobe was taken away; his mother said she didn't take it. Then, he figured his dad threw it out because his dad always throws away somebody else's things if he doesn't like them, just like he threw Manny's blanket, Tingy.

Greg got tired of walking to school, so he took a ride from his mom but told her to drop him behind the school because her car had bumper stickers that might embarrass Greg. But Greg forgot his bag, resulting in his mom coming to give it back to him and even calling him Sweetie, embarrassing Greg, as he was also in the class with Holly Hills, a girl that Greg has been trying to make a good impression on. Greg then talks about how Holly Hills and how other guys are also trying to win her, and Greg wanted to get her before some other person gets her. Greg then complains about how he doesn't like the walking to school idea and wants the people to at least install a ski lift. Then, Greg talks about how he takes naps all the time when he gets back from school and how it is affecting his grades as he has to do his homework while watching TV. Greg talks about how his teacher Mrs. Craig's dictionary is missing, and she thinks somebody stole it and as a punishment, keeps everyone inside until the person returns it. Some kids started spying on the kids who are using big words, and Greg and a few kids asked the smartest kid in the class, Alex Aruda to find clues and get the thief. However, Alex told them they had to give him five bucks first, so the kids pooled up five bucks and gave it to him. Alex showed them the dictionary and said he was using it for the spelling bee in February. Just then a kid called Corey Lamb grabbed the book and put it on the table, but the teacher saw him and thought he stole it and punished him. Mrs. Craig's punishment for Corey Lamb has to stay inside for recess for a few days. He will have Alex Aruda to keep him company.

February

Holly Hills and her friends dancing

Holly and her friends dancing.

Greg got two fruits on the first day. Greg talks about how he is not getting snacks besides fruit, and someone is stealing them; this also caused Greg to sleep in his teacher Mr. Watson's class. His father said that whoever was caught would have no drums or video games for a week. Greg talks about how he is broke and how he used up his money on some things that turned out to be scams. He saw some items on the back of a comic book that looked interesting: x-ray goggles, print your own money, throw your voice, and a hovercraft hoverboard. When the print your own money arrived, it was one of those magic trick items where you need to insert your own money for it to work. The X-ray goggles made Greg see things all cross-eyed and blurry. The Throw Your Voice didn’t work either even though he followed the instructions correctly. As for the Hoverboard (which he had high hopes for), all Greg got were instructions on how to build one, and step one required an industrial twin-turbine engine. Greg wanted to sue the companies who made the items, but he needed a lawyer to do that, and he already mentioned he was broke. When Greg's mom got the mid-session report card, Greg got scared and thought that when his dad would come home, he will scold him, so he asked Gramma to come over. Then after dinner, he went to bingo with her. Greg thought he had won but when the clerk came to check, she said that he messed up and his win was no good. Gramma asked him not to draw attention to himself because the regulars don't like it when a newcomer wins. Greg flunked his science test and slept again in Mr. Watson's class, and he had to sit in the front of the class as a punishment. Greg slept there right away, but another teacher came in and gave Greg detention in the sixth period. Greg was desperate to get sugar, so he went to Rowley's backyard and dug the time capsule out and took it home. With the three bucks and the things inside, he bought some snacks and played with some of the other things inside.

Greg, who's never had detention before, didn't know what to expect from it but found that all you can do is just sit there and wait for it to be over (which Greg feels is stupid, claiming that most of the students who get detention could really use the extra study time). The only open seat Greg could take was in front of one of the bullies named Leon Ricket, who would do something like flick Greg's ear or give him a wet willy whenever the detention supervisor Mr. Ray wasn't looking. Mr. Ray eventually catches Leon and tells him that if he sees him touching Greg again, he's going to be in big trouble. Knowing that Leon would go right back to bugging him once Mr. Ray wasn't looking, Greg slaps his hands together to make it seem like Leon hit him. Mr. Ray, not realizing the truth, tells Leon he has to stay another half hour and that he has detention again tomorrow. When Greg finally gets out of detention, he quickly makes his way home, afraid that Leon will pursue him.

Greg catches Frank red-handed while eating snacks again

Greg catches Frank red-handed while eating the snacks.

Greg still wants to catch whoever is stealing snacks from the grocery bin, so he comes up with a plan: he hides in a laundry basket to catch whoever's stealing the food in the act, knowing that Susan, who usually does the grocery shopping, puts all the lunch snacks in a bin in the laundry room. Greg ends up falling asleep during the watch until hearing someone going through the food. He turns on his flashlight, and the thief turns out to be none other than Greg's dad, Frank. As Greg's about to start chewing out his dad for stealing food from the bin, they hear Susan coming, and knowing what would happen, Frank and Greg take as many oatmeal creams as they can and made a run for it.

The next day, Greg's still mad at his dad for what he did and plans on confronting him; He doesn't get a chance, as Frank gets in bed by 6:00 PM. The reason Frank went to bed so early was that he got depressed after running into Mr. Snella and Mrs. Snella and their new baby, Seth Snella, who's two months old (he was born in December). Greg explains that every time the Snellas have a baby, they throw a big half-birthday party for them six months later and invite all the neighbors to the party. Greg claims that the "highlight" of every Snella half-birthday party is when all the adults line up and try to make the baby laugh while Mr. Snella videotapes them. Greg, who says he's been to every Snella half-birthday so far, claims that no baby-Snella has ever actually laughed and gone on to explain that the real reason Mr. and Mrs. Snella have that at the parties is that their dream is to win the grand prize on a TV-show called "America's Funniest Families". Greg also explains that Frank hates performing in front of people, and so far, he's been able to get out of having to attend the half-birthday parties thrown for the Snella children. However, Susan tells Frank that he has to attend Seth Snella's half-birthday party in June, and Frank realizes that he can't weasel his way out of this party.

The Valentine's Day Dance was announced, so Greg went to his laundry and looked for clothes, finding an okay shirt and still wearing it, even though it had a jam stain on it. The dance starts at one in the afternoon---Greg explains that the dance was supposed to be held at night, but the school apparently couldn't get enough parents to chaperone the dance and also explains that whoever didn't want to pay $2 for admission to the dance had to go down to "study hall" (which Greg explains was basically like detention). Initially, when the dance started, all the boys sat on one side of the gym and the girls sat on the other. Unfortunately, all the songs that are playing are songs that none of the kids listen to. When no one went onto the dance floor some of the teachers get up in dance but all they did was make everyone stay seated. Finally, the principal, Mrs. Mancy, said that everyone had to start dancing, as it would count for part of their PE grade. This scares Greg, who claims to be close to flunking his gym class, so Greg comes up with the simplest move that he can think of that would technically qualify as "dancing." While "dancing," Greg notices Holly and her friends dancing in a big group, and Greg thinks they were dancing like professionals, probably because they spent all their free time watching MTV. He tries going over to them especially since several boys have joined in on Greg's dance. Just as Greg's about to say something witty to Holly when she goes over to the refreshment table, Fregley pops out of nowhere, with pink frosting all over his face, yelling "Boogie Boogie Boogie!" (Greg says Fregley might've been hyped on all the sugar from the cupcakes that were at the snack table), messing up Greg's chance to talk to Holly. Greg walks home, wanting to be by himself, but after dinner, his mom tells him that there's a Valentine's Day card for him in the mailbox. At first, Greg's hoping it's from Holly or one of the other girls at school he claims to "kind of like," but it turns out to be from Rowley instead.

March

Uncle Joe holding hands with Greg in church

Greg at church singing.

Greg then talks about how his brother got angry with Frank for throwing away Tingy and started calling Greg "Ploopy" every time and his mother just lets him say it. When they were going to church for Easter, Greg's pants had chocolate over them, he wasn't going in, so his mom made him wear her sweater like a kilt. During the basket handing, Greg put some money in the basket to make Holly think he is generous. He wanted to put one dollar in, but he realized he had put in a twenty-dollar note. Greg spotted his brother Manny playing with his toys and called him Ploopy. Manny started to cry and kept crying the family couldn't stop him, so they had to go away as everyone was watching them. Susan banned everyone from saying Ploopy after that. Susan has banned everyone from saying any bad words. If she caught anyone saying them, she would tell them to put the money in the Swear Jar. Those bad words that were banned included words like "stupid" and "jerk". Therefore, Greg and Rodrick made code words that meant the same thing as the banned words. Frank made Rodrick enroll in an SAT Class and Greg sign up for Rec League Soccer; Greg got ranked Pre-Alpha Minus (Which he assumes is another phrase for "You Stink"). They named themselves the Red Socks due to the team first having a plan for Red Sox, but a coach was worried Greg's team might get sued because a baseball team already has that name. Greg thinks some men should do something better than suing a bunch of middle school's soccer teams.

Greg says how he is looking for fresh clothes and how his underwear plopped out in the hallway, and everyone heard it when the principal got on to the intercom. Greg heard Holly is having a sleepover and Rowley had invited him to join a kid from his karate class who lives in the same neighborhood's sleepover, Greg agreed thinking he would go and crash Holly's sleepover. Greg got the position "Shag" in the soccer team, which is getting balls that goes out of bounds. Greg went to Rowley's friend's sleepover, and there weren't any kids older than six. Greg was getting bored and went up to the room to sleep there, but the kids came there and had a pillow fight. He went down and slept in the basement, but Greg had forgotten his sleeping bag upstairs and had to sleep on the cold floor, which later turned out to be because of an open sliding door.

April

Lenwood Heath after Spag Union

Lenwood Heath's a waiter?! This means anyone can change...

It was April Fool's Day and Greg says how he and some kids played a joke which was to make Chirag Gupta think he lost his hearing, but Chirag reported it to the vice-principal and shut down the joke. Greg was having his second soccer game, but with a volunteer adult to shag the balls. While Greg was sitting on the bench, his father wouldn't even let him get his winter coat, because he had to be "prepared" in case he was called out. Greg says how he has been out of clean underwear and has been wearing a Speedo underneath and he got some Wonder Woman Underoos from his Uncle Charlie because Greg liked comics and superheroes, so Charlie gave those to Greg for Christmas. Greg, Mackey, and Manuel agreed to bring some video games until they were called on the action to block a free kick, but they couldn't and got yelled at by the coach Mr. Litch. Greg became the substitute goalie and didn't get a game, but he did get a game when the normal goalie was injured. When the midfielder of the opponent team kicked a ball from fifty yards, Greg was busy playing with some flowers and missed seeing the ball; the other team scored and ended Greg's team's undefeated season bid.

Frank took Greg and Rodrick to the theater, where the usher was Lenwood Heath, and had a crew cut and looked like he had graduated from the Air Force when it was a military academy, Spag Union. Frank seemed impressed with his look and had a conversation with him and made friends with him to his surprise of Greg; then, Frank told Greg after the movie was over that he was signing him to Spag Union too on June 7th. Greg thought of joining the Boy Scouts so that his father won't take him to Spag Union and quit soccer. Greg got signed to Troop 133 which has things like hot dog roasts and pool parties much of the time. Rowley also signed with Greg, and they both were given their uniforms. They went to whittling. When Rowley got a splinter, they complained, and then the scoutmaster, Mr. Barrett, told them they could whittle with the soap, easily passing that.

May

Darren Woodley throws a football at Marcus Woodley in his stomach

Darren and Marcus are having fun! (Notice I didn't say Frank?)

Mr. Barrett announced a father-son camp-out, Frank agreed to go with Greg, but Greg was sick the day they had to leave, and he couldn't go. Frank still had to go because he signed up as a driver. At around 10:00 PM Frank called and told them he got put in the tent with the Woodley brothers, as their father couldn't come. Darren and Marcus were horsing around, and then Darren threw a football at Marcus, hitting him in his stomach and falling and wetting his pants. Darren laughed, making Marcus angry, so he bit Darren and wasn't letting him go. Frank had to take Darren to the emergency room.

It was Mother's Day and Frank was angry about the father-son camp-out and was not looking to do any favors for Greg, so Greg ended up writing "and Greg" on Manny's gift which was a card. Greg asked Frank if he would go with him for a camping trip to make up for the disaster at the previous camp-out. Frank was surprisingly okay with it. Susan was impressed and said Rodrick should also go because it will be a great bonding for them, which worries Greg as Rodrick had put hair in Greg's bed after Greg had photographed Rodrick getting his hair cut in a faded maternity dress. When Greg, Rodrick, and Frank went to the campsite, it was raining six inches, so they went to a hotel. When it was time to sleep, Frank went to the front desk to complain about the heater. When Rodrick told Greg that the Hills family was staying in a room in front of them, Greg fell for it and got shoved by Rodrick out of the door and locked out. Greg was stuck in his underwear, so he went off to the vending machines to find his dad. He did find his dad, but Frank looked a little angry with him.

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Isn't your name "Fregley"?

At church Greg's family got seated two rows ahead of the Hills family in a hand-shaking movement, Greg shook hands with Holly. When they went home, he was about to call her, but Rodrick figured he was calling a girl and took all handset phones and hid them until Greg told Susan, who made Rodrick return them all. Greg went to his parent's room and when he was dialing Holly's number, his dad walked in and started reading a book, so Greg hid under a duvet. Just then the phone rang and scared his dad, Frank angrily sent Greg to his room. Greg called her number again, but his mother called Greg's number to see if he was calling anyone. Mrs. Hills answered the phone, and then she and his mother started talking. Holly was going to the Roll-A-Round, so Greg asked his mother if she can drop Greg there. Susan said she can drop him off, but somebody else's parents were gonna picks him up. He asked Rowley to come. Greg lost his contact lens, so he had to wear his three-inches wide back-up glasses. At the Roll-A-Round, Greg was having trouble skating, and when the DJ announced Couple Skates, all of Holly's friends paired up. Greg eventually went to Holly to ask her, but then she said, "Isn't your name Fregley?". This upset Greg and he told her he was Greg Heffley. By the time her friends came and took her, Greg also lost interest in her, went to the arcade, and didn't move from there.

June

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Trista introduces herself to Greg and Rowley. Things are looking up!

It was the last day of school, Holly signed Greg's yearbook and said that he is OK, and she will keep in touch with him, and she also wrote in Rowley's yearbook that he is cute and hoped for them to be friends one day. As a result, Greg thought it made his letter look lame. It was Greg's only day of summer holiday (or so he thought), and he had to spend it at Seth's half-birthday. They also had live music; Loded Diper wanted to get hired but got turned down. They even had a clown making balloon objects for little kids. Everybody ate lunch and then went to make the baby laugh. When Greg was going to eat some cupcakes, his father stopped him and told him he'll repay him if he could find any way to get him out of it, but Greg was letting him do it because he was planning on sending him to a military school.

But he didn't want to see him acting stupid in front of many people, so he was going home. Right about then, he spotted Manny fishing around Seth Snella's presents and found the one from the Heffleys; Manny found himself a blue knit blanket which he thought was another Tingy. Greg was making him hand it over, but Manny threw it before Greg could take it and it landed on the branch of a tree. Greg climbed the tree, but he was wearing Rodrick's trousers, which were too big for him and went down. He yelled for help but was also wearing his Wonder Woman Underoos, and Mr. Snella taped it all. Frank then rescued Greg and thought he did it to save him. Greg however was done with the party and went home, made himself some ice cream, and tried to enjoy his one day of freedom.

The next morning, Greg was surprised that he woke up 3 hours after Frank was supposed to send him to Spag Union. Greg went downstairs and found Frank, who was not dressed yet. Frank explained to Greg that he reverted his decision to ship him to Spag Union, which made Greg happy. He walked to Rowley's house before Frank could change his mind and tells Rowley that he doesn't have to go to Spag Union (although Greg never told Rowley about it). They played Twisted Wizard: 2 until they got kicked out, and then they got some popsicles and sat on the curb. And then a girl named Trista walked over to introduce herself, and then Greg thought about inviting her to a country club the Jeffersons belong to. In the end, Greg said that he was running out of paper, so he just wrote "THE END" in large bold letters, referencing Greg's report on chimpanzees in the book earlier on.

Trivia

  • The Last Straw and Dog Days were mashed together in the third film, similar to how Rodrick Rules and The Last Straw were mashed together in the second film.
  • If you study the illustrations in the introduction of the third film titled Dog Days, you'd notice that it's full of animated illustrations from The Last Straw. There are no animated illustrations from Dog Days itself.
  • This book has 6 months, making it the 2nd longest one, behind Diary of a Wimpy Kid by 4 months.
  • This is one of six books where swear words are turned into symbols: the others being Rodrick Rules, The Long Haul, The Deep End, Big Shot, and Diper Överlöde.
  • This book revealed that Greg has eye contact due to extreme nearsightedness.
  • This is the first book with the color green; Hard Luck was the second.
  • It is possible that Greg could be referring to the Force from Star Wars.
  • On page 185, a cameo of Joshie appears.
  • The word "Ploopy" that Manny calls Greg is actually "Pootie" in the online version version of the book.
  • This is the first of several times that Greg has gotten detention.
  • This was the last time Patty Farrell appeared (page 54) in the books. It's unknown if she will appear again.
  • On page 133, the names "Erick" and "Kenny" was a cultural reference to the main characters in the popular adult cartoon "South Park."
  • In the online version, Greg has to get the blue blanket that Manny had thrown down the back with a nest full of hornets, but in the 3rd book, he has to climb a tree.
  • This was the first Wimpy Kid book published in 2009, the second being Dog Days.
  • This is the second book to have the drawing of the cover in one page. The first being Diary of a Wimpy Kid, the third being The Getaway, and the fourth being The Deep End.
  • This is the first book to have the color associated with the theme (this book's plot is about military which is associated with green) of the book. The second is Dog Days (Dog Days' plot is about summer which is associated with yellow), and the third is Hard Luck (Hard Luck is set around St' Patrick's Day which is associated with green).

Goofs/Errors

  • On page 16, in the Australian version, Rodrick's Löded Diper tattoo is changed to read "Löded Nape" (Loaded Nappy), despite all other mentions of the band's name keeping the American term, "diaper".
  • On page 33, a sentence reads, "[...] we're gonna to be in college before this hole is ten feet deep." "Gonna to be" should be "gonna be" or "going to be." This error was fixed in the Australian version, which uses "going to be", and the British version, which uses "gonna be".
  • On page 176, Susan says, "Right after your polish the silverware!' This error was fixed in later prints of the book, which use the correct word, "you."
  • On page 143, when Greg has his swimsuit on and kids laugh at him, there are no lines in the picture.
  • On page 9, in the Penguin UK version, Greg's book Math Is Rad was changed to "Maths Is Rad" on the close-up of the book; however, the illustration of the book in Greg's hands still uses the American term, "math". However, Australia also refers to the subject as "Maths", but in a 2019 reprint, it says "math".
  • On page 80, a sentence reads "Then I climbed in an empty basket and waited" but the picture shows Greg in a basket that has clothes in it.
  • On page 105, Frank is seen wearing black shoes underneath the car beside the tire, but on the next page, he is seen wearing white shoes.
  • On page 106, the top picture shows Rodrick with his shoes on, but his pants are off, also in the bottom picture now Rodrick has black shoes, or they could be black socks since you can see the color of them when he has shoes on.
  • On page 52, the robot in Greg's fantasy, answers the Ob River in Russia as the world's largest estuary when it is The St. Lawrence River.
  • On page 108, the word "everyone" is misspelled as "everone".
  • On page 144, Greg says he received his Wonder Woman Underoos for his birthday, which is in the summer; however, the photo of Greg holding them has a Christmas tree in the background.
  • On page 62 the word ”THAT”is in the WimpyKidCured font instead of WimpyKidDialogue. The same error occurs on page 70 with the word "WORST".
  • When Manny says "Wipe my bottom, Ploopy!" The word bottom is in the Comic Sans MS font instead of the WimpyKidDialogue font.

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