"Hey, People!'" is a comic created by Greg Heffley. It only appeared in Dog Days. Greg entered this into a contest to replace Li'l Cutie, but didn't win as Li'l Cutie came back. It was intended to be half advice column and half comic.
1. When ordering from a fast food restaurant, try to decide what you want before you get to the front of the line.
2. When in public, kindly refrain from discussing details of your recent surgery.
3. After you're done with your shower, please rinse your hair off the soap!.
- The third comic was made specifically for Frank Heffley as Greg said, since he reads the comics.