These are the only known jokes he performed.
Ice Cream Joke
This joke appeared in the both the online version and Rodrick Rules. The joke starts with Quinn going in front of the kid and asking him if he likes ice-cream or not, if the kid says he does like it, he will say "why don't you marry it?", which freaked Greg out when he first heard it. In the online version, he said "do you love ice-cream?" instead of "do you like ice-cream?".
Look Up And Down and Around Joke
This joke only appeared in the online version of the book, the jokes starts with Quinn going in front of a kid and tell him to look up, down and around, after the kid is looking up he would say "Your pants are falling down!".
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online (First ever appearance)
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (First book appearance)